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Caution

Caution

The most entertaining tag team in wrestling
Butt stuff and dolphins in the ring
Dark Sheik, Ean Hancement, Aton Vorhees
​together they are called

Caution

New U

Fuckin' Joey Nuggs fuckin fuckin Joey Nuggs
Fuckin' Joey Nuggs and Burger Hands
Fuckin' Joey Nuggs fuckin fuckin Joey Nuggs
Shotzi Blakk Heartt
The New U
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Bowlegged

My balls are way to big
they're draggin' on the ground
when i go out on the town
I got a bitch fuckin' carry them around

Bowlegged bowlegged bowlegged
80 pound balls 80 pound balls

What's that you say?
My balls are in your way?
Well they're in my way too
You better watch your fuckin' back or their gunna squash you

80 pound balls
Bowlegged bowlegged bowlegged
80 pound balls 80 pound balls

You gotta go thru a lot 
To get through all i got
But babe if you're in luck
You might find the elephant trunk
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P.O.N.G

He's the pissed off nerdy gamer
and he makes me sick
No-one even likes his idiotic smelly ass
cause he's kind of a prick

He sucka a lot at stuff and he's a video gmae nerd
He smells a lot like butts and you might think he's a turd
He's a dumb Nintendo game nerd
​He's a stupid Sega nerd

Everyone hates his glasses
and his stupid spikey backpack
​he's only got one awfu friend
and that guy's a fat piece of fuckin' shit

he lives with his mom cause hes a video game nerd
He'll never have a job and he'll never fuck a girl
He's a dumb Nintendo nerd
He's a sega genesis nerd
He's the viedo game nerd



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Eye Stabber

I saw your eyes
and I heard you cry
But I will not be the victim of your lies
You prophesied about cheating eyes
but in the end it was all just a vision of your lies
vision of your lies

At the first thought you might be the victim and I might make a fool out of you
Well you grabbed the first prick try and turn the tables aint it funny now the jokes on you
Well i heard you try
to turn back the tide
but i will not be a victim of your lies
victim of your lies

You did it to yourself
you did it to me too
if you hadn't spent so much time suspecting
wrong I'd do to you
Maybe we'd gotten by
at least for a little while
Maybe its better this way

 Rue the day, rue the day 
rue the day you looked away

Look who's laughing now
You seemed so sure of yourself back then
Im glad you thought it funny
the jokes on you
you seemed so sure of yourself back then
I'm glad you thought it funny
​Look who's laughing now

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Evil Robot Us's

Station station
Station station
Staaaaaatiiooooonn station
Station station station station station

Station station
station station

Station bodacious creation



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Christina Von Eerie

Christina Von Eerie
She'll kick your ass and then fuck your face 
Christina Von Eerie
the patron saint of filth oi!

Christina Von Eerie
She'll kick your face and then fuck your ass
Christina Von Eerie
the patron saint of filth oi!


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Demon Wrath

Feed the little fire, feed the fire
Feed the little fire, watch it grow
Feed the little fire that's inside you 
Feed the roaring flame till it takes your soul

You're right on time

It is time to reach inside
your heart's desire to be devoured

You're right on time

Feel the burn of my incantation
The slip of soul separation
Loose control of your lucid reason
Your soul belongs to me mortal human

It is time to reach inside
Your heart's desire to be devoured

Say Goodbye, Say goodbye to your life
​Everybody say goodbye to your life

Feel the burn of my incantation
The slip of soul seperation
Loose control of your lucid reason
Your soul belongs to me mortal human


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Brittany Wonder

La La la's

one blunt 2 blunt 3 blunt 4
Brittany Wonder smokin' knockin' at your door
5 blunt 6 blunt 7 blunt 8
She's on a mission and twistin' something great

Yo yo yo's

1 shot 2 shot 3 shot 4
Brittany Wonder drinkin and she'll drink so many more
5 shot 6 shot 7 shot 8
aint no lookin' back cause its already too late

Yo yo yo's

1 bump 2 bump 3 bump 4
Brittany wonder workin, droppin jobbers to the floor
4 bump 3 bump 2 bump 1
slams her butt of doom cause its so much fun


Brittany Wonder got big buns
Brittany Wonder got big buns
Brittany Wonder got big buns
More fun for everyone

Yo Yo Yo's


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Prime the Lazers

Quilon prime the lazers and ready the shields
for the enemy is upon us and i shan't be ill prepared
Stations! Battle stations! The ending draws near
not for one, nor two, nor three of us.  None shall be spared

Engaging, were surrounded.  Fire at will
Reduce them, burn to ashes. Shoot to kill
Reroute plasma power. Engine 2 is down
We've taken on far too much damage, she'll never hold

Now that I have won the battle and conquered your will 
I shall take you home and enslave your people. You'll do as i command
Slaves, listen to me now, or I will slay your friends
and I'll eat them, eat them raw, from end to end

​The ship is going down

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Tool Time

Start with a hardness test.  A soft hammer wont get you far
Play in the rack. Tightening head stock, ready to boar

Does everybody know what time it is?
Tool Time

Wow!  Necking down my shaft time to face mill her she'll get the quick return
Slip in the gear. find your rhythm hold on tight and keep her steady

Does everybody know what time it is?
Tool Time

Happiness is a good tight screw
Use the right tool for the job


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Jesus Kruze

Jesus Kruze is a real fighter
Jesus Kruze gets a little higher

Jesus Kruze es mi hermano
Jesus Kruze es marijuano

Jesus Kruze is from the streets yeah
Jesus Kruze he just cant be beat yeah

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Virgil Flynn III

He's from Sacramento California
Step in the ring he gonna put one on ya
and don't say we didn't fuckin' warn ya
When the match is over he's gunna own ya
He's Virgil Flynn the mother fuckin' third
He's flyin off the top rope like a bird 
He flys like a bird, He stings like a bee
He Virgil Flynn (Check it) Three

He's Virgil Flynn all he do is win (and cannon ball yall)
You'll get knocked out if you face him in a bout (He'll fuck you up yeah)

Right about now, take it from me
If you ain't ready you better fuckin' leave​
cause Virgil Flynn don't play, He's here to stay
All you got left to do is pray
Don't pray that you'll win cause that's a sin
just pray after today that you'll walk again
Now you've been warned of the indominable storm 
Named Virgil Flynn (Check it) Three

​He's Virgil Flynn all he do is win (and cannon ball yall)
You'll get knocked out if you face him in a bout (He'll fuck you up yeah)

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11:11

Now for a little blasphemy, you talk a lot but it don't mean shit to me
And how you're fleeting. You're out of breath now and no one is listening

Simple minds, subjugate. Brighter minds, suffocate
Freedom bows to corporate pay
Revolt now and liberate

I'm all you've ever wanted of this place
this self disgruntled mental case I call the world
I see the lines in your face
a woman scorned by life, she used to be a precious little girl

Walkin down the street today a metal man who came to say
"Do you have a dollar for me?" I said i don't owe you a fuckin' thing
Work so hard to the end of the day, hands to the bone to collect my pay
You wont ever respect me shut up and listen to what i gotta say

You don't make fun of me you wanabee you gunna be ending up dead
You don't make fun of me you wanabee you gotta be fucked in your head

We don't want Trump's racist nation, its a joke and fuckin' provocation
He want to play pretend and lead this nation, it takes more than just wealth
You all feed off segregation while the real problem lies behind
The house and senate fuckin taking donations, millionaires rob us blind

We all need to see beyond the guise of the elite
We fight among each other while were crushed beneath their feet
They keep us separated by our passed down fears and hate
We should band together but I fear its much too late

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