The Hoodslam Band has been the house band for hoodslam since its inception on April 10th, 2010. Mega Man, Dark Sheik, Otis the Gimp and Chupa Cabra; you name it we've played them out.
We do entrance music, hoodslam style: up your ass and out your face, which is probably being melted by our awesomeness. To avoid face melting related law suits, we have been forced to change our name every hoodslam.
Some of our alias are:
Einstye, Beaver Cleaver, Five Finger Dick Punch, Thunder Pants Heinus Anus, Taint Thinner, Pandora's Shit Box, Aids Benedict, Scrotal Recall, The Three Splooges, Urethra Franklin, Molester Stallone, Snatch Box 420, The Smashing Blumpkins, Shitty Shitty Gang Bang, Twisted Fister, Twatermelon, Jingle Balls, Dildo Baggins, Blow J. Simpson, Ceasar's Phallus, Dopple Banger, Trouser Snakes on a Plane, Grape Dungeon, Jose’ Queervo, Donkey Schlong, Red White and Bluagh!, Smell Gibson, Ghonnorea in 60 Seconds, Freddie Splooger, Nudest Preist, Ejaculate Conception, Mayoral Erection, Dusty Loads: The American Cream, leprechaundom, Mr. T Bag. The Breakfast Chub, Tickle Sack, Rice-a-Blow Me: The San Francisco Skeet, Johnny Cockring, Semen and Buttfunkle, Bare Naked Labias, Face Invaders, Penis Fly Trap, George Foreskin and the Grillers, Tampon Jovi feat. Hairy Debbie, Natinal Geocrackhead, The Broken Condoms, Floppy Doc-n-Balls, Whiskey Houston, Jury Booty, Cocky and Bullstinkle, One If By Land, Two If By Semen, Men Without Jimmyhats feat. Madonna, Slopdick Murphys, Dong of the Dead, Smellraiser, Stalker Texas Stranger, Skidmark Wahlberg, Topless Jefferson, Biggest Little Titty.
We do entrance music, hoodslam style: up your ass and out your face, which is probably being melted by our awesomeness. To avoid face melting related law suits, we have been forced to change our name every hoodslam.
Some of our alias are:
Einstye, Beaver Cleaver, Five Finger Dick Punch, Thunder Pants Heinus Anus, Taint Thinner, Pandora's Shit Box, Aids Benedict, Scrotal Recall, The Three Splooges, Urethra Franklin, Molester Stallone, Snatch Box 420, The Smashing Blumpkins, Shitty Shitty Gang Bang, Twisted Fister, Twatermelon, Jingle Balls, Dildo Baggins, Blow J. Simpson, Ceasar's Phallus, Dopple Banger, Trouser Snakes on a Plane, Grape Dungeon, Jose’ Queervo, Donkey Schlong, Red White and Bluagh!, Smell Gibson, Ghonnorea in 60 Seconds, Freddie Splooger, Nudest Preist, Ejaculate Conception, Mayoral Erection, Dusty Loads: The American Cream, leprechaundom, Mr. T Bag. The Breakfast Chub, Tickle Sack, Rice-a-Blow Me: The San Francisco Skeet, Johnny Cockring, Semen and Buttfunkle, Bare Naked Labias, Face Invaders, Penis Fly Trap, George Foreskin and the Grillers, Tampon Jovi feat. Hairy Debbie, Natinal Geocrackhead, The Broken Condoms, Floppy Doc-n-Balls, Whiskey Houston, Jury Booty, Cocky and Bullstinkle, One If By Land, Two If By Semen, Men Without Jimmyhats feat. Madonna, Slopdick Murphys, Dong of the Dead, Smellraiser, Stalker Texas Stranger, Skidmark Wahlberg, Topless Jefferson, Biggest Little Titty.
